Pete Davidson Just Became a Dad—Here’s the Coffee He’s Going to Need

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Pete Davidson just entered a new era—and it’s going to require a lot more caffeine than his SNL days.

The comedian and actor officially became a dad on December 12, 2025, when girlfriend Elsie Hewitt gave birth to their daughter, Scottie Rose Hewitt Davidson. And if there’s one thing every new parent knows, it’s that sleep becomes a distant memory and coffee becomes your new best friend.

Comedy stage microphone
From SNL late nights to newborn late nights – Davidson’s caffeine needs just leveled up.

The Coffee Pete Davidson Is About to Need

While we don’t know Davidson’s exact coffee order (unlike some celebrities who’ve made theirs famous), we do know what every new dad discovers in those first bleary-eyed weeks:

The newborn stage requires industrial-strength coffee.

Here’s the caffeine progression most new parents experience:

Week 1-2: The “I’ve Got This” Phase

Regular coffee seems fine. Adrenaline is carrying you. You foolishly think, “This isn’t so bad.”

Week 3-4: The Reality Check

Time to upgrade to a dark roast. Maybe add an extra shot. The 3 AM feedings are hitting different now.

Month 2+: Full Survival Mode

You’re now googling “strongest coffee in the world” and considering whether it’s socially acceptable to have an IV drip of cold brew.

Cold brew coffee for new parents
Cold brew: The new parent’s best friend.

The Starbucks Connection

Here’s a fun irony: Davidson famously joked in his Netflix special that his ex, Ariana Grande, “ruined Starbucks” for him—since “Grande” is literally a drink size there. The pop star also collaborated with Starbucks on a Cloud Macchiato drink during their relationship.

Now, as a new dad, Davidson might find himself becoming a Starbucks regular regardless. Because at 4 AM when the baby’s crying, you’re not thinking about exes—you’re thinking about the nearest source of caffeine.

Best Coffee Recommendations for New Parents

If Pete’s looking for suggestions (and let’s be honest, he probably needs them), here’s what we’d recommend:

For the Early Morning Feeds:

  • Cold brew concentrate – Keep it in the fridge, pour over ice, no waiting required
  • Nespresso pods – One button, 30 seconds, done
  • Pre-made bottled cold brew – Zero effort required

For Sustained Energy:

  • Medium roast with higher caffeine content – Contrary to popular belief, lighter roasts actually have slightly more caffeine
  • Coffee with MCT oil – Some parents swear by this for sustained energy without the crash

For When You’re Really Struggling:

  • Red Eye – Regular coffee with a shot of espresso (rumored to be Hugh Jackman’s order)
  • Death Wish Coffee – Literally marketed as the world’s strongest coffee

The Science of New Parent Sleep Deprivation

Studies show new parents lose an average of 44 days of sleep in the first year of their baby’s life. That’s nearly 1,000 hours of missed rest.

Coffee can help bridge the gap, but experts recommend:

  • Limiting caffeine after 2 PM to protect whatever sleep you can get
  • Staying hydrated—dehydration makes fatigue worse
  • Taking power naps when baby sleeps (easier said than done)

Welcome to Fatherhood, Pete

From all of us in the coffee community: congratulations on baby Scottie Rose. Your comedy career prepared you for late nights, but nothing quite prepares you for newborn life.

Stock up on beans. You’re going to need them.

What’s your go-to coffee for surviving sleep deprivation? Share your recommendations in the comments.